We’re scratching our heads and frankly, so is the owner.

15 Fern Glen Road South is one of those rare homes that should have been snapped up months ago: a full, no-expense-spared renovation on 5,200m² of lush, private grounds, panoramic sea views to Rangitoto, a pool, spa, gym and designer kitchen - all minutes to St Heliers and the city.

But here we are. Still on the market. And patience has finally run out.

The owner’s done everything right, meticulous rebuild, top-tier finishes, heating and cooling throughout, double glazing, marine-carpeted garaging, new cedar carport, high-spec kitchen with Miele appliances and scullery, spa-like bathrooms, re-skinned pool and new decks. It’s a private coastal retreat surrounded by prestige homes and bush reserve but priced now to move.

Let’s be blunt: this is your moment. Someone is about to land an uncomfortable-for-the-vendor bargain on a world-class home.

If you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it.