I’m Darcy — miniature Schnauzer, head of security, keeper of routines, and official backyard tester. Eight and a half years ago my humans brought me to this quiet central cul-de-sac, and I knew straight away we were onto a winner. Two homes in one! A main house for us, and a separate second smaller dwelling out back — ideal for a minder, Granny, or anyone willing to sneak me treats.

I settled in quickly (naturally), and so did our long-term guest out the back — a tenant who’d quite like to stay on with you! The set-up’s spot on: open-plan living, its own kitchen and bedroom, plus an ensuite, all neatly attached to the double garage. Handy, not just for humans, but for pets who like extra cuddles too.

My humans, never ones to sit still, got busy: double glazing, a shiny new kitchen, a bathroom glow-up, fresh paint, new flooring under my paws, a beautiful fireplace, and plenty of heating and cooling so I’m always perfectly comfortable. Best of all? A front yard overhaul just for me. I thought life was sorted… until the baby human arrived.

These days I’m on babysitting duty — naps in the sunniest patch of the lounge, playtime in the yard, and kitchen floor crumb patrol. But lately, I’ve had the feeling my work here is done. This home is ready for its next family, because my owners need another project to keep them busy (and off my case).

So here’s the deal: a freshly renovated three-bedroom family home on a freehold, fully fenced section, plus that brilliant secondary smaller dwelling for extended family or rental income. Double garaging, off-street parking, and a location worth wagging about.

Maybe you’ll bring Granny. Maybe you’ll keep my guest. Maybe it’ll just be you and your own best mate with four paws. However you live it, I know you’ll love it.

Opportunities like this don’t stick around (did someone say fetch?). Get to it!